Two Tits And A Turkey
May 14, 2010 1 CommentI don’t know what the title means, I’m tired! It’s 4.38am in Bucuresti and I’m watching the drops like an Hawk eyed eagle with hawk eyes in the drifting snow. I don’t apologise for the tits, I like tits and so should you, probably not good language to have on here but they let west ham play on telly every other year.
This business got big, domaining, it’s small, nay tiny compared to com but it got big or maybe it just got competitive or people took time out and there’s twice as many people catching than there used to be, so instead of 15 there’s now 30… we occasionally drift across other people who we haven’t spoken to for ages and I’m talking a year at least, I think, I’m tired.
I read a post on Acorn with the title cybersquatting which linked to entrepreneur.com and thought hang on that’s new – no not some arse talking about perfectly acceptable domain registrations apart from the obvious cybersquatting which most of us deplore – was that there a year ago, the site? Then I remembered about entrepreneur.co.uk which certainly was there a year ago and run by George Marshall, and wow a revemped blog, just like mine, only it looks a little better but then it would wouldn’t it.
And there’s the reason for the tits, no less tits, a bra, I noticed he’d bought bras.co.uk for £8000 a year or so ago and developed it into a full blown site, always nice to see and what domainers should do more often instead of parking and awaiting a little less secure payment, always better to get the repeat business but that takes effort and investment which is why whilst I start doing it, I end up selling them while on holiday so I can afford the sunbed and another tequila. So that’s why George Marshall has two tits and I have the turkey.
You should head over and have a read of his blog too, take a break from arguing with the missus and stave off divorce – another one of his babies – and read his rants on politics. He’s also waxing lyrical about an all new spanking multi coloured, very brightly coloured can you see it on the bookshelf madam? book.
It’s called Get Out While You Can, how to escape the rat race like I did ten years ago I presume but how to do it better, quicker and without the mistakes. Visit http://www.gowyc.co.uk to find out more, don’t go to getoutwhileyoucan.co.uk yet as the publishing house hasn’t configured it. You’d have thought Doug or Chris would’ve helped out with get-out.co.uk or getout.co.uk but no such luck yet.
Here follows an health warning, while writing this I researched bosom.co.uk bosoms.co.uk bossoms.co.uk and bossom.co.uk and all were taken, nurse nurse, ahhh nurse, well good luck with the book George, it should be out now or soon, Jan 2010 is mentioned. It isn’t to be confused with Get It Out While You Can, that’s strictly top shelf, Sir!!
Read all about George Marshall here.



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