Running out of lager? Are you the life of the party and you can’t possible leave because everyone will be really sad and upset if you did? You’d better stay where you are and call a special helpline for more beer, spirits and wine instead. That’s why we have teamed up with this alcohol and drinks delivery company to provide an urgent Booze Up discount code to save you time, money and other people’s sadness.
Now I know you all drink responsibly so this isn’t a problem for me to advertise the fact that you can get a crate of beer delivered to exactly where you are in the shortest possible amount of time. This specialist online retailer deals in delivering alcohol, crisps, snacks and soft drinks all around the clock so you don’t need to stop.
The party can go on all night, all day, over the weekend, through the week, during a bank holiday, over Christmas, throughout Easter, when the Pope dies, when the new Queen of England is born… the drinks can even be delivered if you die half way through the order as long as they have a Will and Testament to hand or Probate that shows that someone can sign for an order once delivered and to check the Booze Up voucher code was used by the correct person.
If you’re outside 10 Downing Street having a protest about Brexit you can call this number and have it delivered to just outside Parliament Square. If you’re at a concert in Hyde Park and the drinks queue is far too long, it may be quicker to call Booze Up than wait in line. Are you in Lewisham, homeless and and the local off licence just closed? Call the company with your Boozeup voucher and get cigarettes delivered in a jiff-y bag.
Oh my Lord of Lords isn’t this service excellent!?! Wait a minute, I can just be in London, Kent, Surrey or Middlesex (does that county still exist?) and why not Essex? And someone will rush me drinks, tobacco, wine, spirits and any alcohol related drink to wherever I am? I think that’s absolutely awesome and on top of that, they still provide a Booze Up voucher code to get money off. Talk about generosity.
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Let me try to stand up and understand this correctly, if I am outside Buckingham Palace I could potentially order a round of drinks and have a drink right next to Queen Elizabeth II and post a selfie on Twitter? Am I a marketing genius or what? What would you like Queenie? I feel a Blackadder pun coming on. Woof! While these are not free drinks all round, they are at least definitely coming round when I get my wallet out.
What shall I order? Vodka, whisky, gin, beer, rum, cognac, tequila? They really do have everything, it’s an off licence on wheels with wings on a broomstick on loan from Harry Potter. Apparently they are also very efficient in delivering exactly what you need, when you want it, 24/7 in central areas of London. Imagine what will happen when they get a UK wide drone licence.
Soft drinks, lighters, cider, pringles, ice cubes and even champagne to areas of Kent, Surrey, London and Middlesex. I still cannot believe this. Late night beer delivery, early morning beer delivery, afternoon beer delivery, am I turning yellow? do I look like Daddy Simpson? 24 hour whisky and vodka delivery this is not happening!! Get the latest Booze Up discount codes for April 2020 and order your alcoholic drinks online here. Last orders? Never! On a final note I’d like to add that I feel I should receive a fee bottle of Amaretto for penning this article, what do you lot all think?
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