Oh shut up! No! Oh shut up! No! Oh shut… OK but really, here is all the personalised TOWIE clothes, TOWIE presents and TOWIE merchandise you are ever going to need, like ever! Oh shut up! No! If you don’t know what The Only Way Is Essex is by now then you haven’t watched much television the last few years.
Whether you have or haven’t got Squillions, you are going to be well jel of the pucker – and don’t get me wrong, quite reem TOWIE merchandise and TOWIE gifts on offer from the best personalised gifts websites on this planet, Toxic Fox. Who have an exclusive deal to offer you the majority of TOWIE products online.
If you’re a fan of any of the following The Only Way Is Essex television show reality cast members such as Joey Essex, Lauren Goodger or Kirk Norcross you will be on the road to glory with these TOWIE products. There’s also merchandise featuring James ‘Arg’ Argent, Gemma Collins, Patricia Brooker, Chloe Simms, and vajazzle supremo Amy Childs.
Towie presents from right to left; Towie desktop hetty vacuum cleaner, the only way is essex towie bag ‘oh shut up’ canvas and the Towie body art tattoo vajazzle catherine wheel gift.
You can be a right fitty wearing these TOWIE clothes and if you’re a little saucy may even find a modicum of vajazzal if you use your imagination. So get a table and LISTEN… all it is… is this website like, called Zazzle has an amazing range of the only way is essex gifts for you to give to your mates and the I’m Essex’s top boy types and nice little birds that you know.
So behave, you know what Essex is like and get some top notch TOWIE gear and clothing so you can look like your favourite chavs on the telly. Most of the items are well reem, massively and you will make all your neighbours well jel when sporting this gear from the only way is essex.
Towie gifts from right to left; towie mugs – gemma collins total mug gift, towie chocolate gift – chloe simms sugar hit delight and the towie phone case vajazzle present for the iphone.
Don’t get me wrong, you could buy some Claireabella products as most of those nice little birds on the show have bought one. But at the end of the day, furnish your home with these specially created fan TOWIE mugs, gifts and your body with TOWIE t shirts and you’ll soon be having a little kiss – not even a snog and getting questioned by numerous people asking if they can have a little chat.
So listen, behave, get a room, get a table and get TOWIE merchandise here.
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Towie Tshirts : No Pizza Before Ibiza
Don’t get me wrong but I love a Towie tshirt, especially when they’re a snug fit on a nice little bird. Know what I mean!?! These are 100% cotton with a Lycra rib crew neck and taped neckline and they’re really quite fitty! You’ll be the talk of Essex wearing this fine little number and you’ll be more than reem flaunting this in your local high street take away!
Towie Deer And Butterfly Eyelashes Paperself
Now if you’re a nice little bird, a bit reem and verging on fitty status, you might well pick yourself up an Essex top boy when sporting these fashionable Towie eye lashes featuring deer and butterfly. You’ll be the envy of your mates and well jel , so behave as you know what Essex is like!
Towie Vajazzle Swarovski Elements Gifts
I can’t believe I went to Eton and I’m writing about Vajazzle… seriously though, shut up, looking nice costs money and with these Towie vajazzle body tattoo stick on crystals from Swarovski elements you’ll pretty much look the part when you get a table. Sexy, reem and delicious get this above your vag and at the end of the day… you get alchohol with it innit.
Towie Clothing Pink Miss Lovely Wellies
If you’re heading off to Glastonbury, don’t forget a pair of these gorgeous and lovely Miss lovely wellies. In glorious pink with black hearts you can copy your TOWIE television faces and feel well reem and fitty. They are completely waterproof except for the hole at the top. Don’t tell Joey Essex or James Argent though. It could be a tricky conversation.
Towie 22 Carat Pink Vodka Present
TOWIE clothes and clothing offer some of the best fitty gear imaginable but they’re also perfect as TOWIE presents. Check out this 22 carat pink vodka which would make a great gift. Inside floating around are flakes of 22 carat gold in a German Vodka which is 20% proof with blood orange colouring.
Towie Clothes : Team Allstars Hoodie
REEM Listen! These hoodies are a range of TOWIE clothes branded especially for you to sport your favourite The Only Way Is Essex team allstars faces. Made from 80% cotton and 20% polyester, the kangaroo pouch pockets have a hidden seal for MP3 or iPod headphones. Get everyone well jel wearing this!
Towie Mugs Total Mug Joey Essex Products
Mug, who you calling a mug I’m Joey Essex, no hang on, I’m Lauren Goodger, actually I’m Gemma Collins, Listen, OMG I’m keep calm, I’m anybody you want from TOWIE on your mug. Your TOWIE total mug.